A Dog's World

Why is it that when dogs are soaking wet, they wait until they're right next to you before they shake?

Freezing in Central Iowa

You know what Iowa needs? Some bitterly cold weather.......Oh yeah go outside, it is -30 degrees out!

What were the early Iowa settlers thinking when they decided to just stop going west and stay in Iowa. It couldn't of been during the winter. Can you image that? It is -30 degrees out, they didn't have coats or clothes like we have today. Can you really see someone saying " Well, I can't feel my hands, my nose hairs are freezing, little Billy's face is turning blue, let's start a new life here."

Opening Your Eyes

I was talking to one of my friends the other day and we both agreed on something. When you are kissing someone, one of the weirdest feelings is opening your eyes and seeing another set of eyes staring back at you. Most people kiss with their eyes shut, this seems normal to me. It is just plain creepy to see someone just staring at you during a make out session. Some food for thought!

Chicken Nuggets?

I just got home from picking up some food at Wendy's. I love Wendy's because they have the 99 cent menu that includes a 5 piece chicken nugget. For some reason though, everytime I order the nuggets I say "chicken mcnuggets", which we all know is what McDononald's calls them. I stop and try again but I can't not say "mc" in front of the nugget. Am I the only one who does this?????

Winter Driving

Since the roads have been covered with ice lately most people have been driving with a little more caution. Everyone except the SUV owners. They seem to think that somehow because they have an SUV that they can just drive through anything. Here's a news bulletin for ya: 4 Wheel Drive doesn't really help you out on ice. So when you are doing 65 on a side street covered with ice riding my ass you might not be able to stop.

I don't mean this in a bad way, I don't want to see anyone hurt, but over 50 percent of the vehicles you see in the ditchs are SUVs (this makes me laugh). Hmmmmmmm.......... Maybe they should slow down a bit?