Birds Taking Over Downtown Des Moines

The last couple of weeks when I walk into work it's more like a scene out of Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds than real life. Birds have taken over. Thousands of birds fly overhead dropping white bombs on their prey. The streets of Downtown Des Moines may look like they still have snow on them, but really it's bird poop. Pretty gross. So what can be done? I vote for open season on the birds. Because you know we have to get to them before they get to us. Beware of the birds!