You Say Kleenex, I Say Tissue

I hope you understand that Kleenex is a brand name. Not all tissues (a.k.a. snot rags, burger blankets) should be called Kleenex. So the next time you ask for something to blow your nose with make sure you ask for a "tissue".

Also, does anybody else ever have trouble getting that first tissue out of a new box? I always pull out 5 to start with. I can never get just one. Maybe it's because I am buying the cheaper brands and not Kleenex? So after that I always have a big wad of tissues that I just have to try and stuff into the box so it looks good. Life is so complex.