Burger King has out done themselves. First they had the weird looking King with the huge plastic head. Now something that I thought would never be scary. Let me say that I love Chicken Fingers. I could eat them everyday. (Jimmy's has the best chicken fingers in town!) So the new Burger King commercial for the "Chicken Fries" was quite disturbing. First they show a picture of these new chicken fries. Yummy, looks good right? Then they flash to a band with giant chicken heads on, jumping about and playing their guitars in an old factory. This looks like something out of a horrible nightmare. Chickens running around.....this should only be happening if they had their heads cut off....right? If you haven't seen this, look for it on the tube. Warning...you might be disturbed.
Today was just like any other day while driving to work. I was listening to some tunes, spacing off and trying not to be blinded by the sun. Then, I saw something. It was car transporter. But, this one was empty. The wheel tracks leading up to the back of the truck didn't look that far from the ground. It looked as if I could just drive my Ion right up it. I starting thinking to myself.... I should try it. Why should I do the same boring thing everyday? TODAY, I AM GOING TO GET CRAZY!! So I floored my little 4-cylinder Saturn Ion (I felt like Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder). I was determined to get onto the back of the car transporter. My wheels met with the back of the truck, a horrible metal on metal screaching sound pierced my ears. I lost control of the car and did a 360 onto the otherside of the interstate. Wow. I guess the little Ion couldn't handle it. But at least I gave it a shot. :) I can't wait to explain this one to the insurance guy.