The Scar of Marriage

One of my best friends is finally getting married! I could warn him not to do it, but I won't. Just because I got married when I was 19 in Vegas and it didn't work out, doesn't mean all marriage is bad. I would like to take a moment and congratulate Nick and Val. Here is to many happy years! Let's take a look at some marriage wisdom......

-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
-Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
-Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
-Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
-Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
-Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.


Life as a no shirt, football playing
bachelor is over! Wouldn't you want to buy Allied Insurance from this Man?