Why do people assume that since I went to a certain high school that I know everyone who ever attended there? Whenever the subject ever comes up which high school I went to, the person will say do you know "So and So" and 99 percent of the time I have no clue who they are talking about. They just assume that since there mother's, next door neigbor's, third child, who graduated 20 years before me and I went to high school at the same place that we were best friends. Test out my theory. Tell someone you don't know very well where you went and see what happens. I can almost guarantee they will ask. Humans are so predictable.
Today was just like any other day while driving to work. I was listening to some tunes, spacing off and trying not to be blinded by the sun. Then, I saw something. It was car transporter. But, this one was empty. The wheel tracks leading up to the back of the truck didn't look that far from the ground. It looked as if I could just drive my Ion right up it. I starting thinking to myself.... I should try it. Why should I do the same boring thing everyday? TODAY, I AM GOING TO GET CRAZY!! So I floored my little 4-cylinder Saturn Ion (I felt like Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder). I was determined to get onto the back of the car transporter. My wheels met with the back of the truck, a horrible metal on metal screaching sound pierced my ears. I lost control of the car and did a 360 onto the otherside of the interstate. Wow. I guess the little Ion couldn't handle it. But at least I gave it a shot. :) I can't wait to explain this one to the insurance guy.
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