Wednesday, April 18, 2007

A New Perspective

READERS TAKE NOTICE! ATTENTION! DO NOT TAKE A BLACK LIGHT AROUND YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT!

So you are thinking what is Brogan talking about? Last night I bought a black light to look for some pet stains (you can also see blood, urine, semon, puke and much more) around my house and was taken into a different dimension all together! When the lights went out and the black light turned on I was welcomed to a world of stains, lint and who knows what else. It was horrible. I almost began to have a panic attack!
I consider myself to be a clean person. But after looking at my house under the black light, I am afraid to walk around without socks on. It is amazing how much the human eye doesn't pick up under normal light. Once the lights came back on and the black light went off, my life was back to normal. It was like a bad dream.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You were welcomed to the world of lent, as in the practice of giving up something between Ash Wednesday and Easter? Or lint, as in the tiny balls of cotton? :)

Also, if you're freaked out by what you saw in your own home, I wouldn't take your black light to Vegas.

BROGAN said...

Wow...Sometimes I can't spell. Thanks for catching that. You are right about Vegas. A black light would really be scary there! It would be like real life CSI.

Recovering said...

abstinence is the only 100% sure way to avoid bedroom stains under a blacklight...I'm just sayin'.

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