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Hot Pockets - Who Eats These?

on March 23, 2011

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This is one of my favorite all-time comedy bits. He did a little bit on the Hot Pocket. I was laughing so hard it felt like my eyeballs were gonna fall out. Good stuff! Enjoy.

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