Valentine's Day

So I got a package today. I was so excited! I never get packages on Valentine's day. I opened with the glee of a young school boy who has just had his first kiss. And then....... sudden horror. What was in the box? I was terrified. What does this mean???? It was a pig's heart with a nail driven through it. There was a small piece of paper inside underneath the bloody red heart. Out of morbid curiousity I needed to read it. So I peeled it off the heart. Here is what it said, "Your heart has no soul and has now been cursed by the black nail of Istanbul", signed "Fast Eddy McClintock". I didn't know what to think?

To be continued...............